(POPCORN POPPING)
(LAUGHING)
Only two more hours
till the 3 AM Zom-Pire
movie marathon.
(EERIE ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
Are you guys as excited as me?
(ALL AGREEING WEAKLY)
Oh, yeah.
Zombies and vampires.
(SNORING)
Come on, Beast Boy.
Wake up!
(SNORING)
We've been waiting
all week for this.
Wake up!
(SCREAMING) Wake up!
(THUDDING)
(SNORING)
(EXCLAIMS)
I'm up!
Why do they get to sleep?
Starfire is not sleeping. See?
(HORN BLOWS)
I am up!
And Raven was just
resting her eyes.
I'm up.
Last warning, guys.
Fall asleep
and I start drawing
mustaches again.
(SNORING)
(YAWNING)
(CLEARS THROAT) Hey,
what's the pen for, Cyborg?
Why is it so easy
for me to stay awake?
You are half robot.
(YAWNING) There is less
of you to get tired.
(ALL YAWNING)
You know,
this isn't the first time
you guys have ruined things
with your flesh and blood
and more flesh.
As soon as I get
this baby humming
it's vaca time!
Hold this a sec.
(GROANS)
(GROANING)
Why can't you guys be
awesome like me?
Super strength.
Fireproof armor.
High jump moves,
and power!
Maybe one day we'll all
benefit from an accident
that requires us to replace
several body parts.
But until then...
(SNORING)
-(BABBLING)
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Soda, my only weakness!
This is just great!
You know how hard
it is to clean...
in between my sensitive...
robot parts?
No big deal, Cyborg.
We'll just dismantle you,
clean your parts,
and put you back together.
Dismantle me?
You guys can't even
program a VCR!
VCR?
VCR, 1980s device
that allowed you to tape
television shows even
if you weren't at home.
They mostly used VHS tapes,
even though Betamax was
clearly the superior format.
And nobody knew how
to program that clock on.
I mean, you had to be
like a rocket scientist to
figure that one out.
So they always flashed 12:00.
VCRs revolutionized
home entertainment.
We can handle this, Cyborg.
Looks like I don't have
a choice.
(WHISTLES)
(DRILLING)
(SCREAMS)
There! Clean as
the baby's behind.
It's soft as
a baby's behind, Star.
Those things aren't
usually so clean.
Yes, I am saying
we did an awful job.
Can you just put me
back together?
-That doesn't
go with the...
-(DRILLING)
Be careful with the...
Watch out for my...
Okay, this is not how
I go back together.
(FLUSHING)
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure that's
how I remember you.
-Yup.
-Agreed!
Then what about
all those extra parts?
Yes. Extra parts, Cyborg.
As in, you do not need them.
That's my leg
you're sitting on!
Sorry, Cyborg.
But we've done
everything we can.
You can't leave me like this.
It's undignified.
I feel like Webster.
Webster?
Webster. 1980s TV show,
with that tiny kid who
was like 40 in real life.
You know, his parents die,
so the dad's old football
buddy adopts him.
George Papadopolis
with his wife Katherine.
But Webster calls her "Ma'am."
There's an episode where
he uses a science kit,
even though Ma'am
warns him not to.
And he accidentally burns down
the whole apartment building.
The whole building.
Oh, it was crazy!
I have all six seasons on VHS.
If we can't put your
body back together,
maybe we can upload you
into the tower computer.
Yeah! And then you'd be
completely electronic.
None of that gross
flesh and blood stuff
going on. Heh.
You make a compelling case.
Let's give it a whirl.
Okay, that's good. Ow!
I'm on... Ow!
Thank you! Ow!
It's getting a little
tight in here. Ow!
I'm connected to
all the tower's systems.
(CHUCKLES) Air-conditioning,
doors, lights.
I control it all.
RAVEN: Uh,
can you please turn
the lights back on?
I can! But I won't!
I'm just kidding. I will.
I'm as excited as
The Pointer Sisters.
The Pointer Sisters?
-The Pointer Sisters,
1980s music group.
-Nobody cares!
All I'm saying is now I can
make living at the tower
as awesome as me.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(GROANING)
(SNORING)
(ALARM BEEPING)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
Morning, Beast Boy!
What are you doing?
You know
how you used to ignore
your old alarm clock
and waste the whole day
sleeping in?
Well, not anymore!
'Cause there's no snooze
button on me, baby!
(MIMICS TRUMPETING)
(SURREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-Hey, Raven.
-(GASPS)
Just wanted to make sure
you're meditating in
an optimum environment.
Doing great! Thanks!
Okay, this is boring.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
CYBORG: Now this is
how you meditate!
Oh! Meditate with me, y'all.
Oh, meditate with me, Raven.
? When there's trouble,
you know who to call
? Teen Titans!
? From their tower,
they can see it all
? Teen Titans! ?
(GASPS)
Cyborg, what are you
doing in here?
Just trying to
make everything
a little more awesome.
-Missed a spot.
-Get out!
You know how you're
always complaining about
the water pressure.
Don't care, get out!
Yeah, you care.
Check it out!
-(SCREAMS)
-(GLASS BREAKING)
The Cyborg is starting
to tick me up!
I cannot even float my
screebies in peace!
He's everywhere.
We have to get him
out of the computer.
What you guys talkin' about?
Uh, nothing.
After years of being half man,
(VOICE TURNS ROBOTIC)
I'm finally a whole computer.
And now you want to
take that away from me?
Huh! We have no idea
what you're talking about.
We were just... Titans, go!
(GRUNTING)
I'm sorry.
But I can't let you do that!
Oh, yeah?
Well, who's gonna stop us?
I'm part of the tower now.
I have new friends.
(WHIRRING)
I'm fighting a vacuum cleaner.
And losing!
This is embarrassing.
(COFFEE BOILING)
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Ow! Ow! Ow!
It burns! It burns!
(GROANING) Too many.
The carbs!
Ah! I can't see!
It's over, buddy.
Time to get your
old body back.
You know,
maybe you're right.
I think,
when I lost my body
I lost a little
of my humanity too.
Psych!
(ALL COUGHING)
CYBORG: I love
being a building.
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
Ah! Whoa!
Wha... What happened?
I just made you better.
Now you're all part
of the tower like me.
(SCREAMING)
So, anyone want a cup of joe?
I would love some
with my toast.
Oh! No way, check it out!
I can turn
the light on and off
with my tongue.
Seriously, guys,
you're getting
crumbs everywhere.